If you've ever wondered what goes on in new homes...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/13/2016 at 13:42 • Filed to: Gross

The short answer is that ignorance is bliss.

DISCUSSION (26)

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 13:46

Dafuq?

I have a friend who built a town home, and he went by the site one day and caught the workers pissing on the plywood floors. He made them pull them up and replace them.

64Mali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 13:46

Is that all pee?

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 13:46

I’m afraid to ask what the eff that is

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 13:47

O.o

ttyymmnn > jvirgs drives a Subaru
04/13/2016 at 13:49

Looks like a science project. Or pee.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 64Mali
04/13/2016 at 13:50

Pee, stagnant water, and what I hope to God is just a lot of phlegm.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ttyymmnn
04/13/2016 at 13:51

Unfortunately not uncommon.

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 13:53

“Honey, I poured you a hot candle lit bubble bath, hurry home".

Takuro Spirit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 13:55

When you gotta go...

Kinja'd!!!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 13:56

To be fair, that could have been done by the previous owner of any used home as well...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E92M3
04/13/2016 at 13:57

UGHHHHHHH

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 13:59

Wow, that's pretty messed up. Some of the pictures you post never cease to amaze me (although I shouldn't be surprised since my 16 year old house was put together pretty damn shody).

Gone > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 14:01

My place is about 2yrs old, built new. Bleached my kids tub. Also I bleached my jacuzzi tub and ran the jets a couple times before it got used it. Next owner should do the same.

Kinja'd!!!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 14:01

you seem to work with some pretty shitty people.

CalzoneGolem > Gone
04/13/2016 at 14:04

Yeah, you should do this for every new place you live in forever.

64Mali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 14:08

I really don’t want to be the shmuck that has to drain that.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 14:13

I think I just threw up a little bit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
04/13/2016 at 14:27

Nah I’m all alone, I just walk in on a lot of fun things.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 14:41

whats your relation to all these houses you post?

gmctavish needs more space > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 14:46

This is why I want to learn to do most things myself if I ever enter the world of home ownership.....

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
04/13/2016 at 15:02

I go door to door, harassing anyone in my way, and spread the Word of the Celica

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 15:04

for real tho, what is it that you do? If I ever walked into one of my projects and saw that i’d make sure they never stepped foot on another one of my projects again. I’d also tell the homeowner and let them do as they feel necessary with the builder to feel comfortable in that house.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
04/13/2016 at 15:09

Know that I am no one’s boss and the things I share on here scarcely involve me or my employer directly whatsoever. These are not mine, nor our, projects.

And you would never seek out a potential homeowner and tell them that people pissed in their new tub if it meant risking a substantial contract for your employer at worst, and at best, your own job.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 15:17

way to be super vague on your position. I guess we have different relationships with the projects. Most of ours have owners already and the builder would be a separate entity. If they got fucked for stupidity it wouldn’t affect us.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/13/2016 at 16:30

NOT MY PROJECTS EITHER!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
04/13/2016 at 18:15

You can’t see me, but I assure you I am wagging my finger.